Australia....

[Vercingetorix]

Is wider than the Moon.

That is all.

[Charlie Mike]

Baby got back.

Or...baby got outback.

[Vercingetorix]

Baby got back.

Or...baby got outback.

[Mouth Of Chaos]

Is wider than the Moon.

That is all.

...but not yo momma's ass!

[Vercingetorix]

...but not yo momma's ass!

My mom was pretty small.

[Mouth Of Chaos]

My mom was pretty small.

Tis a joke, I hope you know that.

Best yo mama so fat jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

[Vercingetorix]

Tis a joke, I hope you know that.

Best yo mama so fat jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Not offended, I sometimes miss humor, ask CharlieMike. I might have a touch of Aspergers.

[Charlie Mike]

Tis a joke, I hope you know that...

Many years ago, my unit was going through training for Blue Force Tracker*. Me and a lieutenant were trading Yo Mama jokes across the instant messager.

"Yo mama is so dumb, she had a lieutenant," made him laugh so hard it stopped the class.



* - a.k.a Blue Falcon Tracker

[Charlie Mike]

Not offended, I sometimes miss humor, ask CharlieMike. I might have a touch of Aspergers.

I just figured it was because you are a Libertarian. You people are just too serious all the time for me.

Or maybe Aspergers tend to be Libertarian.

Chicken, egg - egg, chicken.

Who knows?

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